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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:02
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
No way
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No go.
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
No, not a chance